Where did those Trump documents come from?
You have to stand back in awe, in awe to fully appreciate what is going on.
When we awoke that morning our screens were filled with pictures of two toilets.
In them were shredded documents. Clearly seen is the unmistakable handwriting of President Trump written with the unmistakable Sharpie he is so fond of using.
Someone gave New York Times writer Maggie Haberman those pictures.
As those images flashed across our screens, F.B.I. agents were executing a search warrant. A safe seems to be of particular concern for the ex-president.
We do know they were looking for documents.
As all this was going on those two toilets would pop up now and again. Were you not looking you would hear the word 'documents' throughout the day.
Where did Maggie get those pictures? From a maid or plumber? Did a maid looking to give the bowl a scrub find them, snap a couple of pics and handed them over out of a patriotic sense of duty?
The obvious question is who would Donald John Trump, 45th President of the United States of America let use his personal toilet?
We've eliminated the maid and the plumber, that either leaves us with those wily dems who want to open the border so the tired, poor and huddled masses can stampede on down to sunnier climes and breathe free air or someone on the inside.
This is similar to when a mob boss answers a knock at his door and is handed a package with a dead fish.
I do believe believe our Caesar is feeling the rapier wit of Brutus. But who is he?